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19th April 2014

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Apparently typing “Balki” into the tag search here brings you a frightening amount of hand drawn Viking porn, as “Balki” is an amalgam of “Balder” and “Loki”.

ALL I WANTED WAS GIFS OF THE DANCE OF JOY, YOU MONSTERS.

19th April 2014

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19th April 2014

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Hula Bob

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Hula Bob

18th April 2014

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Hey, thank you guys. Tumblr really sucks with its whole comments layout, so I have to be lame and do a catch all post, but it really means a lot.

18th April 2014

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While we’re on the subject of shitty…

Claim adjuster: Okay, I’m just about ready to send you a check for (small amount of money)

Me: What happened to the thousand in rent reimbursement you guys promised me?

Him: rent?

Me: I was told you guys would be reimbursing me for the rent I’m paying here while I’m displaced…I sent you receipts along with my other expenses.

Him: I didn’t get anything like that…

Me: you’re telling me you got my expense receipts but not the rental receipts that I sent in the same envelope?

Him: I guess there was a mix up?

Me: How does that logic even begin to…

Him: And anyway we don’t reimburse you for anything exceeding 30 days.

Me: Really. 30 days. REALLY. After the THREE people I was handed to before you said that I could go ahead and charge you for December’s rent. And after just being told to “keep saving receipts”. I was never, ever made aware that you people stop paying for living expenses after a month.

Him: well, I’ll check with [last adjuster], but he was in a motorcycle accident and this may take a while…in the mean time, we don’t keep reimbursing after 30 days.

*The author would like to point out that at this point in the conversation, she had an aneurism*

18th April 2014

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Can someone tell me this immensely shitty part of life will end/get better soon and I’ll be able to find a job, save this house, get another apartment, find a guy who isn’t repulsive, and not be stuck in my old room at my dad’s for the rest of time? I need it.

…please also tell me I’m somewhat funny. I need that, too. I’ll pay you five bucks (I won’t).

Why the fuck does everyone else I know get to have their lives figured out?

18th April 2014

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