32ish comedian wannabe. Can eat a burrito in under 3 minutes. Drank all your beer.

19th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Dr. Colossal Man!? with 24,015 notes

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18th September 2014

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HOT

17th September 2014

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16th September 2014

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When a man says “females” this is the kind of person we see.

winnebago-on-top-a-toboggan:

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16th September 2014

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kylekinane:

The 40 Watt asked me what I wanted to put on the sign…

kylekinane:

The 40 Watt asked me what I wanted to put on the sign…

15th September 2014

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i’m not anyone’s first choice. i’m not anyone’s favorite. people may tell me i mean a lot to them and that i’m special to them, but i know that there is always someone that they’ll choose over me.
— my mind (via vicunderscoreketterer)

Is there a support group or

(via globochem)

Welp, that’s me in a nutshell…

Hi, wine.

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15th September 2014

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15th September 2014

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liartownusa:

Deliverance (Director’s Cut)

liartownusa:

Deliverance (Director’s Cut)

14th September 2014

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caffeinedelusion:

There’s me ‘n $240 worth of puddin’.
…(if you had a deprived childhood, here’s what $240 worth of puddin’ is: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/tjy)

I’m reblogging this. You know why I’m reblogging this? Because I’m on a shift with jerks and every customer in Mill Valley is a jerk and I wanna be able to go on a break and be like “Hey, remember that time last week that was awesome and had no jerks in it? Let’s relive that jerkless time with a jaundicey Instagram filter!”

caffeinedelusion:

There’s me ‘n $240 worth of puddin’.

…(if you had a deprived childhood, here’s what $240 worth of puddin’ is: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/tjy)

I’m reblogging this. You know why I’m reblogging this? Because I’m on a shift with jerks and every customer in Mill Valley is a jerk and I wanna be able to go on a break and be like “Hey, remember that time last week that was awesome and had no jerks in it? Let’s relive that jerkless time with a jaundicey Instagram filter!”

Tagged: slc comic conPaul McGann

13th September 2014

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reverseracist:

who thot this was a good idea

reverseracist:

who thot this was a good idea

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