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My dog’s milkshake brings all the cats to the yard and they’re like, “You smell awful” and he’s like “I eat what’s in your litter box.”
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I have been keeping this video a secret ever since I had the misfortune of completing it last year. You know how every actor has their work of unspeakable genius, and then their straight to DVD projects that end up as some poor child’s stocking stuffer because grandpa spotted the “bargain classics” bin at Walgreens while picking up a few packs of Camels for Christmas dinner? Dom DeLuise, for example, had his History of the World Pt 1, and his…uh, The Skateboard Kid.
This abomination happened because I unwittingly answered a craigslist ad that a crazy cat lady (read: a woman who probably has a good five or six mummified and numbered “Mr. Boots”s in the shed out back) and 60 + year old, Fox News-obsessed “musician” put out asking for an animator to do a music video.
A red flag started to shimmy itself up the mast when, during the interview, I was asked if I had a cat of my own. When I replied I had a cat indeed, the woman shot back, “Why only one?!” in a crazed tone that a question mark and exclamation point together can’t even convey. The flag bolted to the finish line and flew itself proudly when I heard the words “We want you to to animate our bad-boy cat character in a boy band taking a tour of Washington DC.”
But, money is money, and this…this is my “Skateboard Kid”. I have to warn you before you hit play, here…you don’t want to hear the audio. This is a 60 something year old man pretending to be in a boy band. He’s so bad that auto-tune can’t even figure out what the hell to do with him.
In the suggested videos, you’re probably going to see the “web series” I had to do for him. …don’t watch that, either. Or wait until my next post so I can shamefully explain myself.
The animation is terrible because he wanted me to rush through it. I did design everything, including backgrounds…so, not a complete loss?
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Someone wanna marry me just so I can have this cake?
I’ll divorce you later, don’t worry.
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