The 40 Watt asked me what I wanted to put on the sign…
i’m not anyone’s first choice. i’m not anyone’s favorite. people may tell me i mean a lot to them and that i’m special to them, but i know that there is always someone that they’ll choose over me.
Is there a support group or(via globochem)
Welp, that’s me in a nutshell…
Deliverance (Director’s Cut)
There’s me ‘n $240 worth of puddin’.
…(if you had a deprived childhood, here’s what $240 worth of puddin’ is: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/tjy)
I’m reblogging this. You know why I’m reblogging this? Because I’m on a shift with jerks and every customer in Mill Valley is a jerk and I wanna be able to go on a break and be like “Hey, remember that time last week that was awesome and had no jerks in it? Let’s relive that jerkless time with a jaundicey Instagram filter!”
who thot this was a good idea
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