December 2010
2 posts
The Legend of Legs
There are a few songs that have very special meaning to me. Not exactly in a sentimental way, more of a “baffling religious experience” way. One of these songs happens to be “Legs” by ZZ Top. Let me tell you the story. I won’t go into any detail, but it is extremely hard for me to shop for bath…ing suits. I scour entire malls full of department stores with a...
Leaked Script for Secretary II Starring Me Instead...
Starring:
James Spader suddenly sporting his hairstyle from Stargate
Me
Some Guys from Foreigner
Ernest Borgnine as “Slappy”
Peter O’Toole as “The Wise old Bluesman”
Me again as some extras
Busta Rhymes as “President Ford”
(SCENE: James Spader is in his office, hunched over his laptop and scratching at his head every so often.)
James Spader: This...