December 2011
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Dec 29th
“The only bras we carry in your size are $10 more for sizes G and up because fuck...”
– Every online bra retailer ever
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Dec 27th
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
I'll have to appeal to tumblr, too.
I can’t seem to get up. Can one of you come over here and dangle a beer in front of my face?
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Dec 26th
Let me introduce me to myself. And maybe you.
Hello, there, my name is Heidi. Here is a picture of me in my natural habitat, a planet where the air is composed of hydrogen and male Australian exotic dancers. I’m a freelance animator most of the time, and I’m single — partly because I’m fairly socially inept and partly because every guy in the bay area either thinks that “My Little Pony” is legitimate...
Dec 25th
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My dog is extremely famous now. I hope he doesn’t spiral out of control and end up drunkenly eating a Wendy’s on the floor.
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MORE ADVENTURES OF HEIDI GETTING BEER
*In our last episode, Heidi was busy trying to get Cillian Murphy to get her beer despite the fact that she stapled him face-first to his bedpost and kicked him unconscious with the president legs she claimed she didn’t have. To no one’s surprise but hers, it didn’t work, and Heidi was left on her own once again. She attempted putting some Purina Beer Chow in a bear trap, but...
Dec 2nd