February 2012
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In Celebration of Women's History Month
As I have become aware that Women’s History Month is upon us thanks to a guy on my twitter feed just now, I feel that I should do something special to honor my gender properly and recognize the struggles we’ve gone through to make it to where we are today. Here, then, are some little known facts, trivia, achievements, and even some mysteries revealed about the half of the population we...
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I bought a groupon for 10 Krav Maga (that’s Israeli street-fighting) classes. If I am not too chicken to use it, expect a newer, more badass me in the coming months. And by more badass, I of course mean “will not automatically wet self when passing by a spooky-looking hedge at night anymore”.
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Anonymous asked: Are you often called to pitch in the 7th game of the world series with the bases loaded, no outs, up by one run and then realize your mom calls time to walk out to the mound to give you clean underwear?
You ever wake up one morning to find you're sort... →
All the people who think I’m a dude are wreaking havoc on my self-identity issues.
LOOK. If nobody on twitter laughs and jokes about me when I die (or whatever replaces it in 2099…robo-twitter? Hover-twitter? Nuclear Fallout Twitter? MySpace?), no matter WHAT idiotic or non-idiotic thing I do to myself (pretty sure it’s going to be Bionic Bear Baiting), ghost-me will be pissed off.
I don’t get offended by much. I’m not at liberty to say why in case any...
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Where the fuck is my Peter Davison fix?
Netflix Instant got rid of “All Creatures Great and Small”. Am suffering violent withdrawal. Confused. Cranky. Up is down. Down is sideways. Sideways is front. Front is pancakes. Am trying to yell at the dog in Yorkshire accent while drinking heavily. NOT WORKING. HELP. GOD HELP US. AAAAAAAGH