1. When you have a dream you won a bottle of nail polish remover on a gameshow, go ahead and assume your body is telling you to get rid of the red nail polish remnants on your toes from last October.

    I’m…I’m just lazy, alright? Most of it’s off. DON’T YOU JUDGE ME.

    I got a fitness ball to sit on in place of a chair. I doubt “bouncing up and down to Louis Prima” is a recognized exercise, but the act of sitting now winds me. So something must be going right.

    “I got a fitness ball” is the most un-Heidi thing I have ever written.

    I would write more, but all this sitting around on a giant ball is making me fall asleep.

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