Caffeine Delusion

This is Billy.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:50:33 -0400

This is Billy.

“A sunset? On INSTAGRAM? Why has nobody thought of this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:31:10 -0400

“A sunset? On INSTAGRAM? Why has nobody thought of this idea before?!” And then I was punched in the head.

donnellalexander: nprfreshair: Mel Brooks tells David...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:54:12 -0400

donnellalexander:

nprfreshair:

Mel Brooks tells David Bianculli about turning down the Kennedy Center Honor the first time he was offered it:

I shouldn’t say this … but I’ll say it anyway. I was offered this — the Kennedy Center Honors — maybe a year or two before and I said, ‘Well, I’m going to wait for another president if I’m still alive if you don’t mind.’ I just didn’t feel comfortable when Bush was president to accept the honors. … Had I not gotten 110 awards, you know, I’m an EGOT so I don’t need any more. … The Kennedy Center Honors at the moment, I didn’t need them. … The only award I haven’t received, I think, is Woman of the Year and I don’t know if that’s not in the works just as an honorary Woman of the Year. I may get that too, but I’m not looking for it.

His childhood memories of becoming interested in show business are really vivid and funny. Maybe seven years ago I found myself next to him in a West LA video store. He was a tiny man. And I do believe Mel Brooks’ eyes lit up when he saw that I recognized him. Very fun!

I ZIPLINED. I ZIPLINED ALL DAY. THAT SPECK IS MEEEEE

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:26:21 -0400

I ZIPLINED. I ZIPLINED ALL DAY. THAT SPECK IS MEEEEE

witstream: DROP EVERYTHING: there’s a new Anchorman 2...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:30:08 -0400

witstream:

DROP EVERYTHING: there’s a new Anchorman 2 trailer.

OH MY GOD

chaboneobaiarroyoallende: Edith and The Pope

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:29:24 -0400

chaboneobaiarroyoallende:

Edith and The Pope

Dear Lisa, As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and REPLACED BY THE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:01:01 -0400

Dear Lisa,

As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL, AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME.

SINCERELY,
LITTLE GIRL

Waikiki. Starring me and my gross double-jointy Manute Bol arms.

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:17:24 -0400

Waikiki. Starring me and my gross double-jointy Manute Bol arms.

mrshowwithbobanddavid: When the cast deems a sketch too boring,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:54:41 -0400

mrshowwithbobanddavid:

When the cast deems a sketch too boring, sometimes Paul and Jay overdub it on the commentary track, with fun results. This is the first of them.

TELEPHONE TIME!!

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:47:04 -0400

I just went parasailing with my 70 year old grandma....

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:08:43 -0400

I just went parasailing with my 70 year old grandma. What’d YOU ever do?

Awkward Hawaiian selfie tiiiime!

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:43:16 -0400

Awkward Hawaiian selfie tiiiime!

My entire apartment complex plus my dad plus my best friend are all taking turns looking in on my...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:25:13 -0400

My entire apartment complex plus my dad plus my best friend are all taking turns looking in on my pets while I’m gone IT’S SO SWEET.

…the amount of alcohol I have to buy in return will bankrupt me.

BRB GOIN’ TO HAWAII …the A material goes on twitter. This tumblr’s strictly C-.

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:18:06 -0400

BRB GOIN’ TO HAWAII

…the A material goes on twitter. This tumblr’s strictly C-.

Heidi and Carl Sagan's Further Adventures in Mild Domestic Issues

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:42:00 -0400

Carl: Consider the arrogance of such a tiny civilization on a pinprick of a planet in one of billions of billions of other pinprick planets inside billions and billions of galaxies assuming the universe was built for them.

Heidi: Carl, did you get eggs went you went to the store?

Carl: Oh. …uh…no.

Heidi: God fucking damn it. AGAIN.

Carl: Okay, consider the triviality of forgetting one carton of chicken eggs on a pinprick of a planet in one of billions of billions of—

Heiidi: Consider these divorce papers, Carl…

tekena: George Harrison - I’ve Got My Mind Set On You The...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:45:57 -0400

tekena:

George Harrison - I’ve Got My Mind Set On You

The world is a better place whenever this song plays.

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:10:11 -0400

michaelpalin: Happy Birthday David Byrne! (May 14,...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:07:01 -0400

michaelpalin:

Happy Birthday David Byrne! (May 14, 1952)

GIMMIE.

That moment when you’re showing the guy who’s going to house/pet-sit for you while...

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:06:03 -0400

That moment when you’re showing the guy who’s going to house/pet-sit for you while you’re in Hawaii around the apartment and you kind of get that weird “I like you” vibe from him but you don’t like him back because he smells like he uses hippie deodorant and it gets awkward and your normally silent dog starts barking in the other room so as to create a diversion.

You’re the best dog ever, Woody.

WOULD NOT KICK OUT OF BED FOR KINDA LOOKING LIKE SIGOURNEY...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:46:12 -0400

WOULD NOT KICK OUT OF BED FOR KINDA LOOKING LIKE SIGOURNEY WEAVER